"yeh kyon liya"?
asks the TC
(why the additional ticket)
"pehla ticket gum
gaya tau"?
(what if I lose the first one)
"aur agar dono gum
gaye"? the TC asks
(what if you lose both tickets)
"tau hum Monthly
Pass kyon banaye hain"
(that's why I have a monthly pass)
says the Bihari whipping out his Laminated Bus Pass
Q) What do Gujjus call Sunil Gavaskar?
A) Master Bater.
Q) Why did George Bush had the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTENT man"
Q) Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to
the UP ka bhayiya?
A) The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for
KESH.
Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last
in a tomato race? (in case of one)
A) Tomato KETCHUP.
Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.
Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.
Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh
no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins
on the day before exams ?
A) He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .
Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.
Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing
prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.
Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are
going to start a fraternity?
A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.
Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they
went to watch "GANDHI"?
A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.
Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by
a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.
Ethnic Jokes