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Jokes
Banta Taye Mai Mono
Gall Kuch Es Tarah Hai Mittro Kee Banta Taye Mai Mono dovain ekko school vich
pardaye hundaye see. Ek Vaar kee hoeya kee school da vadda officer aa gaya
school taye usnay keha kee mein kuch bacheyaan da test laina hai. Layo Ji karlo
gall. Usany Bantaye taye Mai Mono nu chun leya..
Pehlaan aayi vaari Bantaye
Dee.. Banta is bery intelligent, paraku, able to pass without maaring
NAKAL(cheating) but Mai Mono bechaari rabb dee maari.. nakal maran naal pass hon
waali
Banta Singh Come In,,,Andar Aaaja Mittraa..
Education Officer:
Banta singh bharat da pehla pradanmantri kaun see.
Banta Singh: Ji Pandit
JawaharLaal Nehru
Doosra Sawal: DIanosaur da origin kado hoeya. Yaani
Kee dainasour kado hoond vich aayea.
Banta Singh: Es baaraye hajaye
scientist Khoj Kar Rahaye Han.
Teesra Sawal: Bharat Aaazad Kado Hoeya,
When did India Get it's independence.
Banta Singh: Ghardaye dassdaye ta
hundaye see kee struggle 1935 to chall rahi hai par 1947 vich jaakaye Hoeya.
Bery Good Banta, Ju Are Great. Ju May GO and Sent Mai Mono Inside...
And Now Mai Mono is very scared. She asks Banta what did the Officer
asked him and he said nuttin hard. First thing he asked you the answer is
Jawaharlal Nehru,, second answer Scietists hajaye khoj kar rahaye han taye
teesra jawaab kee ghardaye dassdaye hundaye see kee struggle ta 1935 to chall
rahi hai par jaakaye 1947 vich hoeya.
Chalo Ji, Mai Mono gayi andar..
Officer pehla sawaal puchda hai.
Tera Naam Kee Hai.
Mai Mono :
Mera Naam Hai Pandit Jawaharlaal Nehru..
Hain!!!!! Officer kehanda ek
banda hai ja janaani jo bandeyaan varga naam hai.. Oh kehanda Tera Sex Kee Hai
Male ya Female
Mai Mono Kehandi : Es baaraye scientist hajaye khoj
kar rahaye han. pakka pata nahi lagga
Teesra sawal.
Officer: tera
janam kado hoeya
Mai Mono: Ghardaye ( mom and dad) dasdaye hundaye see kee
struggle ta 1935 to chall rahi hai par jaakaye 1947 vich hoeya. :o)
AAYEA SAMHAJ MERA CHUTKALA MITTRO
sat sari a kaal sareyaan nu
Moti Janani
Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera
matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.
Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card
bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho"
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