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Jokes
A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA," they decided to
send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Mr.
Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The
little boy was delighted with the $5, and immediately sat down to write a thank
you note to God which read "Dear God, Thank you for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington
D.C., and as usual, those crooks deducted $95."
ok yaroo eik mera vee joke sunn lavo!!!!!!
Eik warr eik railway station
te eik choori eik gentelmann nal larr rahi hundi hai, te galan vich uss nu kehndi
hai, aaa jharrooo(broom) dekhyea thalle de ke delhi bhejj duu, thori duur eik
admi khara hunda aa ke uss aurat nu kehnda behn ji thore jahe teele (stcks that
broom maid out of )mere thalle de devo main jallandhar jana ......lol
Chutkale Vadhiya
ne!
Phattae Chak diyo Punjabio!!
IT
Terminologies vs. Hindi movie names
Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade
Miyan Chhote Miyan
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V - Duplicate
Ctrl + Alt + Del - Aakhri
Raasta
An employee who frequently changes companies - Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
An employee who is ready to sign a bond - Dulhan Banu Mai Teri
An
employee without signing bond - Kachche Dhage
An employee who works
sincerely - Dil Se
An employee who is ready to leave his job - Doli Saja Ke
Rakhna
An employee who left the job without informing - Nau Do Gyarah
Project Manager - Jallad
Project Leader - Khal Nayak
Super User
Password - Gupt
Bill Gates - Humse Badhkar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation -
Ustadon Ke Ustad
Internet - Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein
Operator vs
computer - Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 - Bade Dilwala
Dos &
Windows - Do Raaste
Undelete - Naya Jivan
F1 - Guide
Hard disk vs
Floppy Disk - Gharwali Baharwali
Mail Merge in MS Word - Sangam
Server -
God father
A system infected by virus - Pyar to Hona Hi Tha
A computer
for the virus - Piya Ka Ghar
Anti virus Kit - Soldier
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