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Jokes
Ik
munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena"
Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena"
kuri
kehandi"
lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao"
A man passes a pet shop, hears a birdie singing. the man goes in, buys,
shopkeeper is about to wrap the cage and man says"ik minut.. birdie has only one
leg."--- the birdie said" oye..tenu gan vali chahi di ya nacchan vali?
The Punjab Police Department, the FBI, and the CIA were each trying to prove
it was the best law enforcement agency. So the UN released a rabbit into the
woods and gave each agency a chance to do its stuff.
The CIA placed animal
informants in and around the forest and questioned all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, the CIA concluded that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI sent its people into the woods. After two
weeks with no leads, the agents burned the forest, killing everything, including
the rabbit. There were no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the
Punjab Police sent its people in. They came out two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear was yelling, "OK! OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Ik din kuch punjabi gabroo kothe te chad ke galee
di andi-jandi kudia nu ched de paye san.Jadoo ik garm mijaj di kudi de naal
unnahe ne a harkat kiti te oh gusse vich bole "chappal la ke utey aawa"?
Eha
sune ke ik gabroo bolya "koei gal nahi chappal payee-payee ajaao.Utey keda paath
ho raya hai".
A BEARDED BENGALI AND SARDARJI GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT OVER WHICH STATE
PRODUCED MORE FREEDOM FIGHTERS, BENGAL OR PUNJAB. THEY DECIDED FOR EACH PATRIOT
NAMED FROM HIS STATE HE WOULD BE ENTITLED TO PLUCK OUT A HAIR FROM THE OTHERS
BEARD. THE BENGALI OPENED THE OFFENSIVE WITH "KHUDI RAM BOSE" AND TWEAKED A HAIR
FROM THE SARDAR JI'S BEARD. THE SARDARJI RESPONDED WITH "BHAGAT SINGH" AND
PLUCKED ONE HAIR OUT OF THE BENGALIS BEARD. AND SO IT WENT ON PAINFULLY WITH THE
BENGALI HAVING A ENDLESS LIST. THE SARDARJI CAME TO THE END OF HIS LIST. AND
WITH GREAT FORCE SHOUTED ""JALIANWALA BAGH"" AND YANKED OF THE BENGALIS BEARD
OFF HIS CHIN.
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