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Punjabi Jokes
Ik amli
oye, tuhanu joke sanaunde a,
Ik
munda, sadak te tureya janda si
(a guy waz walkin down the road)
Tan, Ik amli cycle te chadiaya
janda,
(and a crackhead was commin up on a bike)
Oh amli, munde vich
vaj janda,
(the crackhead runs into the walking guy)
Oh dowen buri
taran dig jande a.
(they both fall down to the ground)
Jadon dowen
uth painde a ,te amli mundey nu kehnda,
(when they both get up, the
crackhead says..)
"O kuj nehi hoya, mari moti raggarr aye hai..."
(oh! its okay, you are not that hurt.. its just minor bruses)
"jah
jake parsad churrah, te mandir jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gia."
(now go,
go to the temple and thank god your life was saved!, go on)
Mundey nu
bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gia, saliyaa nale tan mere sattan
laa tiyan te nalle kehinda bachaa ho giya."
(the guy is pretty mad, "what
you talking about!!!, first you run into me and cause me injuries and now you
are saying that I should go to the temple and thank god!!!")
Amli kehnda,
"oye meri gal mun tera bachaa ho giya tere vich mein cycle maar
dhitta."
(the crackhead goes, "belive me man, you should be thankful that I hit you
with my cycle")
Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."
(the guy says, "and why is
that!!.")
Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta
mein ithonk he chukeya!!!!"
("my good man, i had just gotton on to the bike,
I was driving a truck before that!!!!")
PINGLISH
The
funniest pinglish I've encountered so far has been
"TUSSI TAKE CARE KAREYO JII" overheard one punjabi lady saying it to
another.
I have
also listened the humurous language "pinglish" from a punjabi lady.She
asked me for the super market in such a way-hello ki tusi punjab to ho, I said
yes I am and then she said ki tuhanu pata hai ki "BIG SHOPPA" kithe
hundiya han.After that I couldn`t stop my laugh for a long time.
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